GH Printed Shirts (White)

This item has ghosts on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 3 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my house to Woolworths with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the ghosts on my shirt that I, like a ghost, am a mysterous loner who knows how to howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfrend and/of give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a ghost-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Woolworths, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my ghosts would show. While I was browsing toothpaste, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the ghosts on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her Mountain Dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you ghost shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has ghosts on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 2 ghosts (could probably use a few more on the 'guns"), cannot see ghost on the front when sitting with arms crossed, ghosts would have been better if they glowed in the dark.